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What makes porn music sound so distinctive?

Lauren Maenner, Floyd Mayweather's advice, Mile High Club and more.

Porngroove: The Funky, Filthy Story Of Sex On Vinyl.

If you’ve never seen an erotic film but still know exactly what porn music sounds like, you’re not alone—and you’ve already got the wah-wah guitar riff stuck in your head, don’t you? Dive deep (ahem) into the sultry soundscape of classic adult cinema, tracing the origins of that unmistakable funky groove from the silent film days (yes, even stripteases had live piano back then) to the polyester-soaked ‘60s. As censorship loosened and libidos soared, porn got louder, groovier, and a whole lot more musical. Turns out, the soundtrack to getting down has a surprisingly rich—and cheeky—history.

Floyd Mayweather Has 3 Knockout Tips For Aspiring Athletes.

Think Floyd Mayweather Jr. hung up his gloves for good? Think again—he’s just stepped into a different kind of ring. Since retiring with an absurdly perfect 50-0 record and enough world titles to make a monarch jealous, Mayweather’s been channeling his knockout instincts into creating champions outside the ropes. Whether you're chasing gold medals or just trying to outrun your Monday, Floyd’s playbook isn’t just for athletes—it’s for anyone ready to go toe-to-toe with their goals.

We Need to Talk About The Mile High Club.

Think joining the Mile High Club is all silk sheets and sultry glances at 30,000 feet? Think again. While fantasies of airborne escapades are common—and even encouraged by companies like Love Cloud, which offers in-flight trysts with pilot-signed membership cards—the reality is far less "Fifty Shades" and far more "Fear Factor." Unless you’ve got a private jet, your romantic rendezvous is happening in a plane lavatory: a glorified germ tube with all the charm of a gas station bathroom in turbulence.

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